“ There is a gruesome history,” she says in that non-answer way people who are trying to sell you something give but she doesn’t mention the Creel murders or what happened to Max (Max who is definitely going to kill him once she finds out what he’s about to do), “ but we think the price more than makes up for that, and as you can see it is a magnificent property.” “Oh uh, well the murders, you know,” he clarifies, or maybe that doesn’t clarify anything at all. He glances at the estate agent who is straining her lipstick smile at him like she’d rather be anywhere else. It’s still obviously old and in need of care but it’s so dirt cheap Steve might have wet dreams about that big old slashed price tag. To be fair they really have cleaned it out a lot since he last was here, all the old furniture is gone including the murder clock and someone has slapped a bit of paint around. “ And no ghosts or uh, demons?” He scratches the back of his neck, tipping his head back to check out the ceiling of the large kitchen like that’s going to tell him anything about the property. “And there’s no - no bug uh… infestations?” He doesn’t want to grab the estate agent by the arm, pull her close so he can look her in the eye, and ask, Tell me right fucking now, did you get rid of the black widows? One, because that will reveal he has broken into the property on several occasions in several dimensions two, because it will make him look fucking insane.Īs it is she raises her eyebrow at him over serious wire framed glasses and says, “No, no bugs sir.” She’s using Steve’s own customer service voice that he drags out for special occasions like grandmas asking for movies with that nice young man with the smile or obviously baked teenagers asking dude where’s that movie, you know the one with the snakes, dude? She obviously thinks he’s fucking insane anyway, Steve supposes you sort of have to be if you’re in the market for haunted houses like this one. Stranger things oneshots by fivecenturiesverse, Jamie's Top Fics, Stranger Things, Be Steddie My Heart - completed, Steddie-ly Obsessed With These Boys, good heckin soup, TDH Stranger Things Stats: Published: Words: 14489 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 290 Kudos: 2988 Bookmarks: 826 Hits: 14427 Part 1 of our house (was our castle and our keep) Next Work → Minor Maxine "Max" Mayfield/Lucas Sinclair.Steve Harrington & Maxine "Max" Mayfield.Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington & Eddie Munson & Vickie.Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington & Eddie Munson.
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